What Do Others Think Of Him?

This is a small sampling of remarks other rec.sport.football.college posters made about Hillyard, beginning back in March 1996 (way before he got a MindSpring account). He'd already been caught forging posts and weaseling around under different names, so he already had a bad reputation.

In July Hillyard claimed his son had been using his MindSpring account since April and gave him a bad reputation. As you can see, that reputation actually started well before then—and well before Hillyard had his MindSpring account. Could it have been his son? No, not unless his son had access to computers behind the CDCs firewall, as well. And not unless his son continued to have access to CDC computers and Hillyard's other accounts well into August 1996, after Hillyard supposedly punished him and cut off his net access. I don't think so.

Subject: Re: FSU Semiholes (half-assed football team)
From: moore@scri.fsu.edu (Clark Moore)
Date: 1996/03/09
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Sammy Criminole <booby@bowden.com> wrote:

> FSU has never gone undefeated in the regular season. Please post all of
the games sites and
> scores to back up this lie that you, DORKman and Dumbmond are trying to
perpetrate.

Gee, Richard. This is the first time I've seen somebody put their foot in their mouth while they had their head up their ass. You must be amazingly flexible.

FSU'S 1979 REGULAR SEASON

DATE OPPONENT H/A SCORE

9/8 Southern Miss H FSU, 17-14
9/15 Arizona State N* FSU, 31-3
9/22 Miami H FSU, 40-23
9/29 Virginia Tech A FSU, 17-10
10/6 Louisville A FSU, 27-0
10/13 Mississippi St H FSU, 17-6
10/27 LSU A FSU, 24-19
11/3 Cincinatti A FSU, 26-21
11/10 South Carolina H FSU, 27-7
11/17 Memphis State H FSU, 66-17
11/24 Florida A FSU, 27-16

*--Tampa

Now, I want you to think about something:
(1) You've forged your address to look like juvenile parodies of the FSU mascot and the FSU head coach. (2) Every single post you've ever put out on rsfc has been about FSU. Most have been amazingly inaccurate, painfully semiliterate, and indicative of an acute case of arrested development, but *all* have been about us. (3) In the past year, you actually posted more articles to NoleNet than you did to GatorNET, despite being a UF supporter, and avowed Nole hater.

The evidence suggests that you have an advanced case of Seminole penis envy.

--
Clark Moore <and not without good reason, I'm sure>
Florida State University

Subject: Re: FSU Semiholes (half-assed football team)B From: qn@msg.ti.com (Paul Kuehn)
Date: 1996/03/11
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In article <3140D46A.3418@bowden.com>, booby@bowden.com says...
>
>
>Wrong Kuehnt Breath.
>
>FSU has never gone undefeated in the regular season. Please post all of the games sites and
>scores to back up this lie that you, DORKman and Dumbmond are trying to perpetrate.
>
>I get tired of seeing you here only to try and spread these vicious lies.

Dick Hillyard,
The most annoying about you (other than the fact that you exist) is your total lack of intelligence and your inability to post without trying to insult someone. The fact is that FSU HAS gone undefeated and they did it years before UF. Your feeble mind may not be able to grasp that, but it's true. If you want to know the scores, YOU look it up.


Paul Kuehn
qn@msg.ti.com

Subject: Re: Florida State joke probation
From: moore@scri.fsu.edu (Clark Moore)
Date: 1996/04/04
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In article <4k1vk2$dk4@mule2.mindspring.com>, hillyard@atl.mindspring.com (Richard Hillyard) wrote:
> In article <4k1906$72f@ds9.ch2m.com>, Scott Stevenson
<wstevens@atl.ms.ch2m.com> wrote:
> >
> >11 violations FSU admitted to in its report to the NCAA
> >
> >Therefore, FSU is now the violation Leader. CONGRATULATIONS!!!
> >
> >(at least they finally lead in something...although it took
> >them awhile)

> '' The probation puts FSU among the five most publicly penalized schools in
> NCAA history. Only Southern Methodist and Wichita State (seven) have more.
> Arizona State, Texas A&M and FSU each have six.''
>
> ''This is FSU's third football related case since 1974. The Seminoles were
> placed on one year probation in ' 74.''

This post is important for a number of reasons.

1. Richard finally posted something other than lame-assed insults. He went out and found an actual FACT! I'm personally proud of his development. So, apparently, is he, since his has posted his trusty factiod about 8 times now. This indicates the beginnings of SELF-ESTEEM!! This has been a breakthrough day for Richard. Big group hug, everybody!

2. Scott put an FSU slam on that was actually funny and well-thought-out. This is not in itself unusual, and though I give Scott a fair amount of shit, he has done a real service here, by giving Richard something to strive for. Humor. Originality. Logical construction. Complete sentences. The ability to perform arithmetic functions.

3. Richard followed up (well, to the extent that he is able) to Scott's post! That means that Richard, all by himself, recognized it was a quality post (or at least recognized a thread he had not posted the Sentinel article to). This suggests rational thought! Maybe even a sense of humor! Or, at least, the ability to type a newspaper article.

4. I see, just a little bit down my newsreader, that Richard actually followed up a non-FSU thread! This hints at the promise of qualities I dare not publicly ponder at, for the likelihood of them is as damnably improbable as the fulfillment of them would be uplifting and miraculous.

5. Richard, by determining that we were actually on probation 22 years ago, has actually managed to manipulate his newsreader into demonstrating some point about the integrity of the 1996 FSU football program. And that point is...well...umm...

I feel your pain, bud.

--
Clark Moore <now mess up my .sig, you big he-man, you>
Florida State University

Subject: Re: Florida State joke probation
From: moore@scri.fsu.edu (Clark Moore)
Date: 1996/04/05
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Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college

In article <4k25v0$112e@mule1.mindspring.com>, hillyard@atl.mindspring.com (Richard Hillyard) wrote:

<snip--essentially, "HELP! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO QUOTE!" along with this:

>While, Clark wasted all that bandwidth complimenting me.

You posted the same newspaper article 8 different times. You are CAPTAIN Bandwidth.

>I feel so honored.

Hey, it's the offseason.

--
Clark Moore <lotsa offseason left>
Florida State University


Subject: Re: Mailbomb this A$$HOLE
From: Rick Workman <rickw267@concentric.net>
Date: 1996/05/20
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little terminator ( who is now missing his movie name in his anon address and looking more & more like little dickie hillyard with every post ) babbles again:

>>>Cute. Make it look like a newsgroup. How clever Little Dicky is. Once again he has no comeback.<<<

I'm sorry...was I supposed to insult you on every quote? I will try to be better this time around....although your baiting of me has grown old
:-/

>>>I understand my disk is a twinkle in your eye.<<<

If you are trying to tell me you are queer for me, please stop right now...I'm just not that kind of fella'. Perhaps some of your school pals can help you on that one.

>>>It's pleae. Not puh--lease. Guess you can't afford a spell checker. But then, maybe that is the way they spell at FSU. Too bad you can't afford an ISP like Mindspring.<<<

Hmmm....next time I will try to spell it your way...at least you will understand it :-/

>>>Hey Little Dicky. We have your phone number now. Just wait.<<<

Better not...your mommy may wonder where all those long distance charges are coming from. I'm sure she hasn't figured it was you using the 900 numbers that get posted here so often, so why chance it?

>>>No, Little Dicky, I am not mixing FSU with any other school.<<<

Hmm...perhaps you're right...it sounds like you are mixing it with your fantasy world.

>>> Seems to me someone posted an article about FSU being the MOST PENALIZED school in NCAA history, a few months back, and you agreeing with the post.<<<

As usual, wrong again. When you, disguised as mild mannered little dickie hillyard, posted that twisted stat, I replied with facts showing how it was misleading and that you misquoted what you had mommy read for you out of the hogtown gazette ( or whatever comic book it was ).

>>>I did not know a cheapskate like you could afford to go to a movie.<<<

Trust me...with every post you leave here, you prove there are alot of things you do not know.

>>>I See that you did not dispute that you are a "fat ass".<<<

I see you did not dispute that you were a 10 year old kid playing with mommys computer...is there a point here?

>>>Once again, no comeback. Come on "Little Dick" you can do better than that.<<<

Gosh darn it...I just have to do a better job of insulting you.....

>>>Hey, isn't that where we met. We exchanged posts there and you recommended I visit here. Then we had a lovers spat and not you don't blow me anymore.<<<

Does your mommy know you solicit your homosexuality on the internet?

>>>"Little Dicky Workman's Boyfriend".<<<

Don't flatter yourself son...you just aren't my type.

Grow up already......

}}}--- Go Noles --->>
"The only good gator is a squished gator!"

Florida State NCAA records:
9 consecutive 10 win seasons
9 consecutive seasons ranked in the top 4
11 consecutive bowl wins
14 consecutive bowls without a loss

Rick Workman
rickw267@aol.com
rickw267@concentric.net
http://members.aol.com/rickw267/

Subject: Re: Where are the Florida State fans?
From: goober@tam2000.tamu.edu (El Goob (Gary W. Smith))
Date: 1996/06/01
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>...<an611702@anon.penet.fi>...

Coward

- goob (make that chickenshit coward) smith

Subject: Re: Where are the Florida State fans?
From: moore@scri.fsu.edu (Clark Moore)
Date: 1996/06/03
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In article <4osmji$b04@news.tamu.edu>, goober@tam2000.tamu.edu (El Goob (Gary W. Smith)) wrote:

> >... <an611702@anon.penet.fi> ...
>
> Coward.
>
>
> - goob (make that chickenshit coward) smith

and i don't know why he bothers. *RealistICally, His non-Anon peRsona reaDs every bit as Hopelessly, socIaLLY retARdeD* as his Anon one.

a little more latent, perhaps--certainly less flirtatious--but otherwise, not all that different.

--
Clark Moore <*>
Florida State University

Subject: Re: Where are the Florida State fans?
From: ptk1@msg.ti.com (Paul Kuehn)
Date: 1996/06/14
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In article <31bf769b.76480925@news.mindspring.com>, whocares@accsucks.com says...
>
>On Wed, 12 Jun 1996 05:21:53 +0000, Rick Workman
><rickw267@concentric.net> wrote:
>
>You're back. I love you so much. Suck it again Dicky Workman.
>
Well, well. It looks like Dick Hillyard is back at it again, making up fake address so he can make an idiot of himself and nobody will know who it is(or so he thinks). Dick, if you're going to be a jerk, at least be man enough to own up to it. Your silly little games only show how little your brain is and (should) embarrass every UF fan over the age of 6.

Paul Kuehn
Florida State University

Subject: Re: Where are the Florida State fans?
From: burgess@scri.fsu.edu (Bill Burgess)
Date: 1996/06/14
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In article <31bf769b.76480925@news.mindspring.com>, whocares@accsucks.com wrote:

> On Wed, 12 Jun 1996 05:21:53 +0000, Rick Workman
> <rickw267@concentric.net> wrote:
>
> You're back. I love you so much. Suck it again Dicky Workman.

Jesus, Richard. Go knock back a couple valium and *settle down*. No, wait. This is probably Christopher or Jonathan. Does your mother know you talk like that?

Bill Burgess
Florida State University

Subject: Re: Where are the Florida State fans?
From: moore@scri.fsu.edu (Clark Moore)
Date: 1996/06/14
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In article <31bf769b.76480925@news.mindspring.com>, whocares@accsucks.com wrote:

> You're back. I love you so much. Suck it again Dicky Workman.

Well...
You might be the 10-year-old Hillyard offspring
You might be the fully-grown Hillyard dad
When I read y'all's posts, I just can't tell the difference
Which is fairly pathetic, and tragic, and sad.

Now, if I were your dad (since I once screwed a bison),
You'd not be such a tool--you might have some self-worth
But then, to be honest, if I were your parent
I'd've drowned your Deliverance-looking ass right at birth.

But instead, Termy/Sammy/Anonymous/Hillyard
We're all forced to witness your e-menstruation
While you hide behind badly-forged internet addresses
And cause fellow UF fans extreme consternation.

In reading these threads it is fully apparent
That you've been receiving far worse than you give
And after seeing your family pics up on your "home page" [sic]
I wonder how much smarter you'd've been if you'd lived.


--
Clark Moore
Florida State University

Subject: Re: Where are the Florida State fans?
From: ptk1@msg.ti.com (Paul Kuehn)
Date: 1996/06/18
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In article <4q62v3$mr4@liberator.concentric.net>, Hillyard@cris.com says...
>
>
>Paul Kuehn (ptk1@msg.ti.com) wrote:
>: In article <31bf769b.76480925@news.mindspring.com>, whocares@accsucks.com
>: says...
>: >
>: Well, well. It looks like Dick Hillyard is back at it again, making up fake
>: address so he can make an idiot of himself and nobody will know who it is(or
>
>Hey Dickhead. I do not have to make up fake addresses. [snip]

Apparently you do. You made up several when you were spamming NoleNet. That is, before Clark locked you out. We are not as stupid as you, Dick. Even though your name was not on the posts, whocares@accsucks.com and booby@bowden.com and a few others use the same childish language you do and even they even have the same fascination with Rick Workman. You may not have the brains to put two and two together, but (almost) everyone else on this list does. I have to give you some credit, though. At least you responded using your name and not as whocares denying that you are Dick Hillyard.

Paul Kuehn
Florida State

Subject: Re: Where are the Florida State fans?
From: moore@scri.fsu.edu (Clark Moore)
Date: 1996/06/19
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In article <4q8onj$47r@liberator.concentric.net>, Hillyard@cris.com (Richard Hillyard) wrote:

> Clark Moore (moore@scri.fsu.edu) wrote:
>
> : Well...
>
> : Now, if I were your dad (since I once screwed a bison),

<snip>

> This is the first thing you ever posted that is probably true.

That screwing a bison would make me eligible to be your daddy? Absolutely.

BTW, your quoting/editing skills have officially improved to "poor." Keep up the good work!


--
Clark Moore <*and* you said something amusing on PURPOSE! proud of you!!!>
Florida State University

Subject: Re: Where are the Florida State fans?
From: nyarlathotep@yuggoth.pluto.com
Date: 1996/06/22
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In <4q8onj$47r@liberator.concentric.net>, Hillyard@cris.com (Richard Hillyard) writes:
>
>Clark Moore (moore@scri.fsu.edu) wrote:
>
>: Well...
>
>: Now, if I were your dad (since I once screwed a bison),
>: --
>: Clark Moore
>: Florida State University
>
>This is the first thing you ever posted that is probably true.
>

Hillyard, I can barley tolerate your rantings when you fight with the more moronic FSU fans, but when you started insulting the bright ones, the ones that make this group worth reading, well you go to far. You are depsised among all gators with IQ's above 60 (Sarcastics please try to get a dig at me here :). You and other similar complete excuses for life forms are the reason Florida is so hated. I have no qualms about some flamethrowing to FUD distributors, or even humorous taunts at a rival. You however, have nothing to bring to any argument except the odious words of a complete simp. Go out borrow a quarter from your mom (if she still speaks to you) and call some government help center that can get you into a social program that can find you a clue. Use this clue to realize that not everyone is a damn Gator fan, and if they were college football would SUCK!

I am not ashamed to be a Florida fan, but I am ashamed of you,
John Midtgard

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Subject: Re: I'm not sure it's Marron...
From: jwsewell@cris.com (Jim Sewell)
Date: 1996/07/06
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centipede@hotmail.com (Gary Bauer) or it could have been rickh@gim.net (Gary Bauer - Viper Militia) spewed:

>I went after Sewell because the stupid redneck food thread was getting old and
>has nothing to do with football.


Well, well, well, little mister nobody decide to come out from behind his mommy's skirttails and claim his handiwork. Or course I have serius doubts that gary bauer is his real name. A confirmed yeller coward such as this no doubt has several aliases to work with as noted above by the duplicate email addresses. <BTW, how does rickh figure into a name like gary bauer?>

In any case since you did show a little gumption by coming out from behind the safety of yor anon account, I will honor you with a response.

So you decied to go afer me because you were tired of my food posts.
HAHAHAHA! You think that would piss me off?

<redneck mode on>

Yup, y'all sho nuf got dat wun rat. Hit made me so dam mad dat aftur I dun drunk up a couple quarts uv shine I got in my ole pickup an went back ta my double-wide an beat my ole lady <what iz also my cuzin> an bof my kidz an her'n. Yessur mister nobody/bauer/centipede/rickh y'all better be careful if'n y'all ever set foot in deese hare parts, cuz i'm libul ta round up a few uv my buddiez, an' we'll git our white robez & hoodz on, an' drag yore sorry lil ass down ta the creek an' staple youre balls ta uh fence post. Dat iz if'n y'all gat enny.
<redneck mode off>


You see mister whoeverinthehellyouare, your buddy Goob just lives for mental midgets such as you to come along . And you certainly jumped right into his trap all the way up to your yeller striped neck. As for attacking me, well I have been known to dangle a little bait in front of unsuspecting little fishies. But until you came along I've never had one jump in my boat while it was parked in my garage.

You see in a previous post you launched a spelling flame at me for the word "LUSER". FYI, "LUSER" <yes that is the correct spelling> is a term used by ISP's < that's Internet Service Providers in case you needed clarification there> to describe a "LOSER" with an Internet account. In other words:

LOSER + USER = LUSER = centipede/rickh/gary bauer

Now if y'all will just hold still for just a minute I'll get that nasty ole treble hook outta y'alls mouth and let ya go. You see even us rednecks don't eat SUCKERS!!!!


The One True BBQ Sauce King WAR "DAMN" EAGLE!!!
Jim Sewell

 

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